It can't be this easy, can it?

So as part of my continuing journey into the world of Porn and Pornucopia, I registed with sexyjobs.com as "Male Talent."

(Pausing while the laughing dies down.)

Now that you've all gotten that out of your system, I can continue.

Anyway, in my inbox the other day, I received the following message in response to my (ahem!) resume:

We help you get into this industry. We want to place you in some
films with our models. Go to www.fuckrealwomen.com and start
making films and money.

Okay.

Naturally, I followed the link. After entering, on the main page, this is what you read:

Tired of jacking off? Deep down, you really like to fuck alot?
The wait is over... Star in your own video and fuck hot women.
Fuckrealwomen.com is the only website where you can star in your own video with real hot women and fuck alot.
You choose the women. Up to 4 hot women in each video.
So what are you waiting for?
Stop jerking off and hit the fucking next button already.........

Of course there is a catch. (Isn't there always?)

You have to pay a "membership fee" in order to join the network and have access to these real hot women. Four pricing tiers exist ranging from $149 to $649 determines your level of access.

In the FAQ section, they are quick to point out that they are not pimps and that these are not prostitutes (twice, in fact, they make these statements) but that they are simply a media company that produces adult films.

Although if that is the case, then why does the female talent have to get STD tests done, but the male talent are not required to do the same?

Yeah, the male talent wears condoms. I get that. But they also mention that you can cum in the women's mouths if you want to as part of your film.

Maybe they are legit. My Spidey sense tells me that something seems off.

So thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass on this "wonderful opportunity." I have better things to spend my money on.